Hand Math

Can Release #033

Can Release #033

HAND MATH + AWKWARD PARANOIA

On Sale: Saturday, August 20th


Hand Math

CZECH STYLE PILSNER // 5.0%

CRISP | FLORAL | CRACKER

Hand Math

\’han(d)-‘math\

noun

1. The act of using the fingers on one’s hands to solve a systematic treatment of magnitude, relationships between figures and forms, and relations between quantities expressed symbolically

Everybody knows that when experts were splitting the atom or theorizing string theory all they needed to count were their fingers & toes. Hand Math is our ode to the OG, the style that started the lager revolution nearly 200 years ago. A simple base of Pilsen malt with a light Saaz & Magnum hopping yield a truly crushable lager with crisp, floral notes.


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Awkward Paranoia

TDH HAZY TIPA // 10.0%

MOSAIC | EL DORADO | AZACCA

Are you feeling nervous? Are you having fun? It’s almost over…it’s just begun. Clocking in at 10.0% ABV with 50 IBU and ready to drop is Awkward Paranoia, our Triple Dry Hopped Hazy Triple IPA. Not for the faint of heart, this potent yet quaffable brew features bold notes of mango, stone fruit, watermelon, pineapple, & citrus. So grab a can to set your mind at ease while theories run rampant…Did aliens build the pyramids? Are Chupacabra and Bigfoot cousins? Does Pepe Silvia even exist?

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